photo by l. anastasia holmes

upcoming events

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think this website is lame? that's because scarlett is a busy girl these days. she's working on it as hard as she can, so cut her some slack already. in the meantime, check out the following events:

THE THIRD ANNUAL EFFIE'S CLUB FOLLIES CHILI COOK OFF

Saturday, Feb. 7, 2009 @ Little Kings Shuffle Club (Athens, GA)

Chili Tasting @ 7pm; Effie's @ 10pm

followed by Dr. Fred's Karaoke

$10

ECF @ THE GEORGIA THEATRE (Athens, GA)

Friday. March 6, 2009 

with Deaf Judges and Shitty Candy

Doors @ 9pm

$10

ECF @ THE VILLAGE THEATRE (Atlanta, GA)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

After "Improv A**hole"

10pm

$15

vampirate mistress of the high sleaze...

scarlett noir is a burlesque performer with effie's club follies slapstrip comedic burlesque based out of athens, ga. in the three years since she began performing, she has garnered absolutely no critical acclaim (though she has made as much as $14 in tips). she also sells corsets and gothy things on her ebay store, makes ridiculously fabulous custom pasties (which she hopes to sell soon), and aspires to someday become a david bowie impersonator. she also apparently likes to talk about herself in the third person.