photo by l. anastasia holmes

upcoming events

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think this website is lame? that's because scarlett is a busy girl these days. she's working on it as hard as she can, so cut her some slack already. in the meantime, check out the following events:

friday, august 29-monday, september 1, 2008: dragon*con. atlanta, ga. just hanging out and regulating on the unruly as an official volunteer bouncer for the dark fantasy track. i'll be dressed in my normal person costume, so don't ask me where my eyepatch is. it will be at home.  

saturday, september 13, 2008: chattanooga, tn @ the barking legs theatre with the sadistic scenic city sideshow. doors at 8pm, show starts at 9pm. $10.

vampirate mistress of the high sleaze...

scarlett noir is a burlesque performer with effie's club follies slapstrip comedic burlesque based out of athens, ga. in the three years since she began performing, she has garnered absolutely no critical acclaim (though she has made as much as $14 in tips). she also sells corsets and gothy things on her ebay store, makes ridiculously fabulous custom pasties (which she hopes to sell soon), and aspires to someday become a david bowie impersonator. she also apparently likes to talk about herself in the third person.